Getting Your Hand Caught Down Santa’s Pants – Kelsey Browning

Getting Your Hand Caught Down Santa’s Pants

It’s official. In this country, we will offer any item to score a Christmas sale. Could be tacky. Unneeded. Even creepy.

Last week, I received a flyer in the mail from Cost Plus World Market advertising Santa Pants filled with Yogurt-Covered Pretzels.

Um, okay.

So it’s somehow appropriate to give someone a gift in which they must put their hand down Santa’s red trousers in order to pull out a sweet treat?

My friends, when we’ve stooped to feeling up Old St. Nick, Christmas has gone much, much too far.

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December 18 − 24 is Gluten-free Baking Week so break out the rice flour and whip up something that won’t taste nearly as good as the real thing. (My apologies to the gluten-intolerant among us, but I’ve tasted bread made with spelt and all I can say is…really??)

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