One thing I love about Americans is our sheer ability to come up with insane, off-the-wall products that other Americans then believe they cannot live without. When I first read about Poopouri in a women’s magazine, I didn’t rush out to buy it, but I knew it was a perfect topic for Brain Candy.
I mean, you have to admire a company that peddles potty spray with names like Daisy Doo, Trap-a-Crap, Heavy Doody and Royal Flush. Bonus? The company is located in Dallas.
With two guys and a dog with a flatulence problem in my house, I’m considering buying a small bottle to see what all the hype is about. The company offers a 30-day money back guarantee so I’ve got nothing to lose.
What do you think—should I go for Crap Shooter or No. 2??
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Today is International Fanny Pack Day. The only way I recommend celebrating this holiday is to purge your home of any and all fanny packs. It’s also Pi Day. Last year, Smarty Boy memorized Pi to something like 100+ digits in honor of this holiday!